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Warning:
SOOOO...YOU WANNA BE AN IDIOT?
go ask out an UGLY GURL, I reccomend Rich
Woolley, he claims to be the ugliest gurl ever (he is)!
HAHAHA UGLY GURL-HANDSOME GUY
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
things we can thank Pete K for:
"BUBBA, DEBLUBBERIZED,CHEEZ,FOOLIO"
WAZZZZZUP:
WOW! we have forums! go
to them! frolic and be dazzled!
And give all you ideas
for the new quotes section. post them, e-mail them, what ever, so as long
as I get them to put here.
Well, I'm feeling tired
now... so I will umm... leave; me and me african swallow.
Well... here's the new poll... which site is better, the shit page or the idiots. Greg Genova started it, on the forums, but I'm ending it right here, right now, with your help. Vote! VOTE NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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the little lizard sez:
Wow what a godamn fiasco we had last night. it involved homemade flamethrowers, running from a mysterious man in the middle of the night, the back of wallgreens, three cop cars, one punk-ass cop who tried to frolick Peter into admitting he was on drugs which he wasn't, Peter who couldn't see straight, was hassled by this godamn boy scout-of-a-cop to stand up twice, talked to a wall while answering the officer, blew into his face twice, was a suspected drugee, had his voice crack conviently while he was swearing for the fifth time he hadn't been drinking you-know-what, the boy-scout taking my lighters <errrrr argh> , and Alex's dad being unbelievely cool with the whole thing while I bash my head into the car seat for not thinking to write a fake name and address on that piece o paper he gave me. Shit!
the lone fox sez:
After the male cop tried to frisk me i was like dude get the hell off, he told me not to disrespect those in uniform hen i proceeded to become both drunk and high and almost piss in my pants then i had to sit down because i couldnt see and the male cop asked me something...i didnt know where he was so i talked into a wall. If something like this ever happens to you, you still wont know what im talking about because a senile fool wont be coming on to you!!!
the missing link sez:
PETERS VOICE CRACKED WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING TO A COP, ALEX LAUGHED, THE COP SHINED A LIGHT AT HIS FACE WHILE HE LAUGHED, AND HE LAUGHED HARDER, HE WAS BEING SEARCHED YOU SEE.THE SILENT TROUBLEMAKER REMAINED QUIET DURING ALL THIS, HE WAS PLOTTING TO STICK A "KICK ME" STICKER TO THE COPS' BACK
IDIOTS:
THE
MISSING LINK-RICH WOOLLEY
THE LONE FOX-PETER KISTLER
THE LITTLE LIZARD THAT WHISTLES-ANDREW DASCH
THE ORANGE ASS MAN-CONOR P
THE
ORIGINAL IDIOT-JOE MATHEWS
*Stars of the Year so far*:
theidiotsinc.tripod.com
GREG GENOVA (HERE, LET ME SMEER SOME SHIT ACROSS YOUR SCREEN)
SARAH RYANER (WHAT A CUTE VOICE!)
EMILY BROWN (SMOOOOOOOCHIES!)
CARSON (TEXAS FOREVER... NAKED WOMEN GAMES AND NAKED WOMEN)
BRIAN KELEHER (HOY!)
JON BLUMENFELD (THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX...I MEAN YOUR LIFE)
JEREMY BENETT (KEEP LOOKING DOWN AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN, AND HE WAS TOUCHING HER ASS I SWEAR)
NICK TOUFANIDIS (COOLIO FOOLIO)
ALEX KRAVITS (FINALLY....THANX FOR THE BLOWPOP, WHOA THAT SOUNDED DODGY!)
MARC A (hahaha.....hahahah....ok, i'm done"
JOHN CHARTERS (MMMMMMM 19, YOU ARE THE "BOOTY KING!"
ALEX'S DAD (Man, why can't I have a dad like that?)
ALEX FREEDMAN (I LIKE TO BURN THINGS)
KAREN (sorry i stood on your toes, im not that clumbsy, honest...*breaks chair after leaning back to far*)
ALEX KELL (I DEEKED GURNER, DONT GO THERE!"
TARYN DANA (If Mallory knew...)
LINSAY MCDONALD (Whoa!, you are my new best friend!)
VANESSA COTOIA (I hope im the best man at your "wedding"
CONNOR P (MMMMM, KM will be arriving at your house shortly)
MALLORY ($10, soon FEBRUARY!)
PETER (RONALDO, CO-FOUNDER, ITS NOT A HOOD IN BRITAIN)
ANDREWDASCH (THE SILENT TROUBLEMAKER AND NEWEST IDIOT)
EVILDEEKY (THANX FOR HACKING INTO JEREMY'S EMAIL jk)
JEANETTE (AMERICAN HIFI RULE!....ACCORDING TO YOU)
LAUREN GRASSO (KEEP WITH THE CARROTS....)
AMANDA REINSTEIN (HEY BABE, HOW YOU DOIN......?)
BERNIE (MAKE OUT MAN)
JEFF COHEN (WHO DA MAN?)
MARKVITO (PRESSURE GETS TO YA)
MEL (MMMM BERNIE)
JESS (ASS...NUFF SAID)
DEBBIE (YOU AND RICKY SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER)
ANDREA B (MMMM MIKE MURRAY..)
LINDSEY (I DONT REALLY KNOW YOU)
BRITT (KEEP YOUR HAIR AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!)
RICKY (DID YOU EVER SHUT UP?)
JORDAN (DO YOU NEED A SNORKEL?)
JASON HARRIS (I LIKE BIG SOCCER BALLS)
JEFF LEVINE (KEEP ON STANDING UP TO THOSE BIGGER THAN YOU)
JOE THE SHOW (GLAD I MISSED THAT PERFORMANCE...)
THE BOSTON TEAM THAT BEAT NEEDHAM (THANX FOR GETTING JEREMY'S EGO BACK ON THE GROUND)
STAN THE ISRAELI ( HMMM, YOU CERTAINLY AIN'T THE MAN)
SAM (the short one, yes you, noooo not the one with the long hair....YOU..ahhh, finally"
TOMMY RUTH (THREE NOT FREE)
RYAN ODDBALL (PLEASE DONT BEAT MY ASS BY THROWING ME OVER A TABLE)
JESSE WEISS (for being a good little loof).
IF YOU WANT IN, JUST GIVE US A SHOUT
IDIOTS:
hmm...
Drew
(bastard... his damn frames and his damn polls)
YAY! Finally found em... go to our new FORUMS!
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